Absolutely Normal Goose Plushie

"Tried 3 times. Always sold out. Finally got it... and this is hands-down the best thing I’ve ever bought. 🪿💛"

— Alex J.

"SO. SOFT. My girlfriend actually squealed when she opened it!!! Worth every penny."

— Colby M.

"Downside: now my family wants one. Upside: it’s literally the most fun thing we own. Absolute perfection. Go for it."

— Taylor P.